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Here at the Boogeyman Factory, we are constantly hoping to improve our standards of quality paranoia and fear. As a customer of ours, we implore you to fill out our survey for better, scarier, treatment.

No name or address information is necessary; we know where you live.

Please check each service you have been subscribed to from our factory, either currently or in the past:

Bump in the Night [ ] Something In The Closet [ ]
Monster Under The Bed (Regular) [ ] Monster Under The Bed (Deluxe or Bunk Bed) [ ]
Man Who Wasn't There [ ] Something In The Dark [ ]
Drawer Digger [ ] Teddy Bear Monster [ ]
Vague Paranoia (Household Items) [ ] Bellybutton Worms [ ]
Possessed Pets [ ] Cannibal Clowns [ ]

When did Service Begin?

When did Service End? (optional)

On each of the following items, please rate the horror you felt by circling a number from 0 to 9. Zero would suggest the effect was blase, didn't even give you goosebumps, while 9 would reflect a loss of bodily function and/or trauma.

The first time you were all alone in the dark. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
The first time you realized a bug was crawling on you. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
So-called "house settling" noises. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
Your first time at a circus with our demonic clown agents. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
The first time you saw your mother/wife/mistress in the morning without make-up. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
When you realized what losing a staring contest to a cat really meant. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A
And finally... the bubbling far below you. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 N/A

Thank you for filling out our survey. Remember, this is your fear we're talking about -- don't be scared by amateurs! For sheer terror, trust the Boogeyman Factory.


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